TWO 'LANGUAGES'

There are two 'languages' - neurotypical  and Aspergers. Neurotypical is what most NT's (neurotypicals) speak. Aspergers is what I and others on the autistic spectrum speak.

The language of soaps tends to be neurotypical and as I don't speak this then I struggle to understand soaps.

I'm not being dramatic here. It really is like this. And don't EVER say to me 'You're just like everybody else.' I am NOT like 'everybody else.' I have a recognised condition, an Autism Spectrum Disorder to use the currently recognised diagnosis (although I still prefer the term Aspergers Syndrome).